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Girl- aj mat dalo boy- kyo? girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye EYE DROP BEKAR HAI
Ladies/Girl ke sath log kaise baat karte hai Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu ? Dhobi: Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho, Mai Abhi aata hoon.... Xerox Wala: Aage Piche dono Taraf Se Karu, Ya Sirf ek Side Se... Fruit wala : Kele ka size to dekho, dil khush ho jayega..... Bank wala : So so ke du tu chalega ? Auto wala : Aage se nahi jayega, pichese lu ? Paper wala : Kal me neeche se dal ke gaya tha..
Angel: what do u want? Boy: a very beautiful girl. Angel: if u r a Muslim I'll give u Katrina, if u r a Hindu I'll give u Kareena, if u r a Christian I'll give u Genelia, what's ur name? Boy: Abdul Vijay Fernandes. Angel:- Rakhii SSawant de saale ko. Bahut oversmart ban raha hai .
Amma: Rajini, Solar Heater se pani garam nahi ho raha hai..
Rajinikanth: Ruko Amma, Abhi Suraj ko thik karke aata hoon...
Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long Jump...
Santa read this news and got angry..

Santa: Who Told him to wear Gold Medal while Jumping??
Katil:Try Karna Mujhe Umar Kaid ho, Faansi Nahi..

Sardar: Don't Worry...

After Court

Katil:Kya Hua??

Sardar:Bahut Mushqil se Umar Kaid Mili, Saale Riha kar rahe the!! Naughty Jokes !!
2 Bhoot apas mein Baat karte hai...
Kitni Ajeeb Baat hai na, Ladke Marne ke baad Bhoot ban jaate hai.,,
Lekin Ladkiyan..
CHUDEL ki CHUDEL hi Rehti hai..
Coffee Time Fun:
A Trainee In An MNC Dialed The CEO By Mistake & Said:
Hey, Send A Coffee To Accounts Dept. Do It Fast..
CEO: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking???
Trainee: No!!!
CEO: I'm The CEO Of This Company...
Trainee: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking???
Confused CEO Answers Slowly: No...
Trainee: Thank God!!!
Disconnected The Phone & Said: All Is Well..
Santa ne Exam sheet par Potty karke Teacher ke Haath mein Thama Di..
Teacher: Chi.... Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Sir, Aapne hi to kaha tha, "Jo Pehle Aa Raha Hai Vo Kardo..
Unki Gali ke Chakkar Kaat Kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare Yaar ho gaye...
Woh to Hamare ho na Sake,
Lekin Hum un Kutton ke Sardar ho gaye..
Santa Kele Ke Chilke Se Fisal Kar Gir Gaya...
Aage Fir Dusre Chilke Se Fisal Kar Gir Gaya...
Aage Ek Aur Chilke Ko Dekh Kar Bola,
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Shit Yaar, Ab Fir Se Girna Pagega..!!
Once a boy asked God, "Is it wrong to sleep with a girl before marriage?"

God replied, "No it is not, but the problem is that you guys don't sleep!!
GirlFrnd Apne Boyfrnd Se- Mai maa banne wali hu. BoyFrnd- Naheeeeeeeeee.. Aisa nhi ho skta.. Maine to kuch bhi nhi kiya. GirlFrnd- Abe sun to le.. Tere baap ne mujhe purpose kiya h, Mai TERI MAA BANNE WALI HU.
Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
BOY- bus train aur ladki ek aati hai to dusri jati hai. GIRL- auto riksha or ladka ek bulao to char chale aate hain.
Wife: maro ge to nahi? Hsbnd: nahi to, kya bat hai? Wife: main pregnant hon. Hsbnd: hury!!! its good news, dar q rahi thi? Wife: college k dino main papa ko btaya tha to bohat mar pri thi.
Sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss cabin..

Staff askd:
wht hapend?

Secretary:
He asked r u free tonight?
I said yes,

Bastard gave me 60 pages to type..
Pappu Ka romance Ka Mood Bana To Girlfriend Ko Fon Kiya Aur Bola

Pappu: “Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?”

Ladki: “Nahi Teen Din Baad”

Pappu: “Kyuu?”

Ladki: “Pitch Geeli Hai Tum Chaho To Volley Ball Khel Sakte H