Adult Hindi Sms

Adult Hindi Sms Biography

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HONEYMOON

H-hawas mita do

O-or chuso

N-nanga karke

E-ek hi jhatke mein

Y-yeh gaya

M-mar dala

O-or dalo

O-or tez

N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a

AITBAAR

lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…

Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…

Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost

Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…

VO CHEEZ

PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain

SON : papa may bataoo

PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo

SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH

PAPA : ohh haan

SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay

BEST QUOTE

Quote of the millenium:- “Prostitution is the only industry where fresh

employees are paid more than the experienced ones”.

FINGERS

Sometimes There Are No Words to Describe

How We Feel About some people in this Life.

BUT

Thank God We Have a Middle Finger.

3 AADMI

: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale

gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole

ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge

IK LADKI

Ik Larki thi dewaani si…

Ik Larkay pe wo mar…

Kuch lena tha usay…

Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..

Jab bi milti thi muijhey….

Ye hi pocha karti thi…..

Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

SANTA ON HONEYMOON

Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.

Jeeto said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.”

“As you wish,” said Santa.

“Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.

“Ok,” said Santa.

“And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.

“That’s right,” said Santa, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, ‘It’s too big, it’s too big!’“

GHANTI

Sadhu fati dhoti pehan ker ghar se nikalta hai aur mandir mein

puja ke liye jhukta hai. Ek aurat sadhu ki gand ko gullak samajh kar

us mein ek sikka daal deti hai. Sadhu seedha ho ke bolta hai:

“Ab ghanti bhi bhaja do“

HAATH

Ladka ladki ke baap se : Main aapki ladki ka haath mangta hoon.

Ladki ka baap : Kuyn. Ladka : Kyon ki ab mera hath thak gaya hai.

Doctor to Old Man!

Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..

Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!

Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki,

in Adult SMS

Calcium

Apr 7

Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?

Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.

Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

in Adult SMS

More Details

Apr 6

Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se:

Doctor,

main jub cigrette peeti hun to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai, mein pehla kash leti hun to apne shoes utar deti hun, dosre kash mein socks, teesray kash mein shirt utar deti hon or chotay mein.

Doctor: Ye lo G0LD LEAF or tafseel say batao.

in Adult SMS

December 22

Apr 3

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?

Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC

Boy: Koi Khas Wja?

Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..

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