Hindi Sms 140 Character

Hindi Sms 140 Character Biography

Source(google.com.pk)

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,

Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,

Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,

Qki..

Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.

B positive yaar.

Bhojpuri ishq-

Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,

hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,

Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,

tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

How 2 kill a girl ?

Give her a beautiful dress.

nice jewelery.

costly cosmetics.

Then lock her in a room without a mirror.

Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....

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Dhappa...:D

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?

Yam-Kar Lo.

OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?

Yam-Kuch nahi.

OSAMA-Q?

Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?

PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H

SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H

Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..

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"Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas..."

@@Gud NIGHT@@

What's D difference between stupid and idiot?

Stupid will delete this joke.

Idiot will forward this joke.

Ha ha,what will you do now?

Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse

ham a seh nahi payenge

Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki

aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the

1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya

ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.

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kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

Love is life

~= SMS OF THE DAY =~

3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai

1- Aulaad Budhape me

2- Dost Musibat me Aur

3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

Girlfriend - Mai Apke Letters K

Stamp

Tickets Ko KISS

Krti Hu

Unhe Apke

LipS Ne Chhua

Hoga

Boyfriend -Par Mai To Unhe

Apne Kutte Ki

Naak Se Gila Kr K

Chipkata Tha

Mere dil ke najuk dharkano ko aapne dharkana sheeka diya ! Jav se mila hai aapka pyar, gam me bhi muskurana sheekha diya !!

waqt k sath her cheez badal jati h

har yaad per dhool chadh jati h

lekin apki tasveer dil ke us kone me rakhi h

jaha saans bhi pooch kar jati h

Khaali Sheeshe Bhi Nishaan Rakhte Hai

Toote Dil Bhi Armaan Rakhte Hai

Jo Khamoshi Se Gujar Jaaye

Wo Dariya Bhi Dil Me Toofan Rakhte Hai

Master G Bacche ka lunch KHA gye or bole- Beta ghar jakar mera naam to nhi bataoge? 

Baccha masumiyat se-Master G m ammi se kahunga k meri roti

kutta kha gya !

Hindi Sms 140 Character

Hindi Sms 140 Character

Hindi Sms 140 Character

Hindi Sms 140 Character

Hindi Sms 140 Character

Hindi Sms 140 Character

Hindi Sms 140 Character

Hindi Sms 140 Character

Hindi Sms 140 Character

Hindi Sms 140 Character

Hindi Sms 140 Character